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oMG THE dALEK
No the Silurian oh my life
That is one fiiiiine Dalek.
Well now, this is just majestic. Bravo.
Dear Steven Moffat,
Mr. Moffat, I would like to know, has any one ever called you boring? Having seen your Doctor Who and Sherlock episodes, I would doubt that. You don’t seem to like boring very much Mr. Moffat. You do everything in your power to make sure that your shows aren’t “boring” You fill them with explosions, action, and even dinosaurs. And you make sure that none of your characters are asexual. Because, as far as you’re concerned, Sherlock Holmes cannot possibly be asexual. Because that would make him boring.
You see, Mr Moffat, it is not very fun to be called boring. To be called too boring to be on TV. Many people have called me many things. They have joked that I am a plant, they have told me that I cannot call myself queer, they have told me that my orientation is not real, that I just want attention, they have said many awful things to me. And so have you.
Perhaps to you it may seem inconsequential, but it matters to me. And it matters to a lot of asexuals too. Because where TV is concerned, we do not exist. So many people have never even learned that my sexuality even exists. The Doctor cannot be asexual because he has to be in love with Rose and River and Clara. And that love has to be sexual. Sherlock cannot be asexual because…because it would be boring. Boring.
Well, Mr. Moffat, I am not boring. I live the same kind of exciting life as anyone else. And if it’s ~relationship tension~ you want, I have that in spades. I have relationship troubles. I spend hours worrying about the dissonance in my romantic and sexual orientation. I waste my nights worrying about whether the person I love, loves me back. I fret about my family and friends. I have just as much relationship tension as any detective.
There are many things about you, Mr. Moffat, that annoy me. Your sexism, your poor writing, your queerbaiting, your homophobia. But what finally made me stop watching your shows was when you told me I was boring. Doctor Who has meant a lot to me, but I cannot enjoy the show until I know the Doctor is no longer in your hands.
Mr. Moffat, you are a well known man. Your words carry weight and you can hurt people. You have hurt me Mr. Moffat. And you have hurt many other people with many of your words.
I am sorry that you are as ignorant as you are. And I eagerly await your departure from Doctor Who.
With much animosity,
Oh, fuck Moffat.
Hm… This is stupid. This was very stupid.
Whatever Moffat. Now hand over the series to Neil. Or whoever.
Doctor Who, being flushed down the drain by Steven Moffat.
I think the 50th Anniversary is going to be a bloody travesty, but I hope I’m proved wrong.
John Hurt is rad though.
I think this accurately fits the mood of the Doctor Who fandom today…
it bugs me to no end that they keep saying this ‘looking forward’ stuff… it’s an anniversary episode… it should be about where they come from. it’s to honor the past, you have the rest of the seasons and episodes to look forward, but only small chances to look back
“It is important you don’t turn it into a fanfest. We can’t make this all about looking backwards. It’s actually got to be the start of a new story.”
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
ARE YOU ACTUALLY 100% OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN MIND
THIS IS THE 50TH ANNIVERSARY, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
IT IS THE FUCKING MOMENT TO LOOK BACK. TO CELEBRATE THE PAST, AND REVISIT COMPANIONS AND DOCTORS. IT *IS* SUPPOSED TO BE FANSERVICE
NOT THE MOMENT FOR YOU TO COME UP WITH SOME HALF-BAKED PLOT THAT LITERALLY IS NOT RELEVANT IN NO SHAPE OR FORM AND ONLY ERASES FIFTY FUCKING YEARS OF CONTINUITY LIKE THEY ARE NOTHING.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
WHY IS THIS MAN EVEN IN THE CONTROL OF THIS SHOW
MOFFAT FUCKING JESUS CHRIST. I’M DONE.
ONE MILLION FUCKING PERCENT DONE.
THIS IS THE 50TH ANNIVERSARY. IT QUITE LITERALLY EXISTS FOR THE SPECIFIC PURPOSE OF LOOKING BACK AND SHOWING WHERE WE CAME FROM AND HOW WE GOT HERE.
NOT THE MOMENT FOR YOU TO GET ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY WITH YOUR SHIT CONTINUITY AND PLOTS THAT ARE JUST FOR THRILLS.
YOU HAVE EVERY SEASON - EVERY EPISODE - TO LOOK FORWARD. THIS ONE EPISODE - THIS ONE SINGULAR ANNIVERSARY THAT LOOKS BACK AND APPRECIATES HOW FAR THIS SHOW HAS COME, IS PRECISELY FOR “looking backwards”.
MOTHERFUCKINGSHIT GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE AND WRITE FOR THE SHOW FOR ONCE.
Holding out hope that this is all just for show and it’s gonna be a big surprise when older doctors do turn up in some form (wishful thinking, I know)
if not….really, really disappointing
I’ve defended Moffat for aaaages and I still don’t hate his episodes as much as other people but like…ugh
new showrunner would be a good thing, I think
We’ll just have to wait and see about the 50th. I’m thinking we might all have to start writing in to the BBC though, if it does indeed turn out to be an immense disappointment. Moffat… I just don’t know man. Do your thing and I’ll try to reserve my judgement. Fuck it up though, and I will find you and step on your toes or perhaps give you a paper cut if I am feeling excessively vehement.
i do not want to know the doctor’s name
i do noT WANT TO KNOW THE DOCTOR’S NAME
- I DO
- FUCKING NOT
- TO KNOW
- THE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING DOCTOR’S
- NAME DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND
I DO NOT
WANT TO KNOW
I SWEAR TO GOD IF WE ARE TOLD HIS NAME
I WILL BURY MYSELF IN CLASSIC WHO
AND HIDE AMONGST EIGHT DOCTOR AUDIO BOOKS
UNTIL MOFFAT IS GONE
DO YOYU FUCJKING UDNBENRSTANFD IDO N T LIKE THSI