I feel kinda dead today.
I just drove three hours through ice and mountain passes averaging 20mph over the speed limit, because of a mother fucking freeway closure and subsequent detour, with no cell reception, lost traction a couple times, almost got ran off a cliff by a semi around one bend, only to still be an hour late for today’s first assignment.
The client apparently got tired of waiting and left, and I can’t get through to their phone. I’m missing my friend’s Nursing pinning ceremony for this fuckery.
Today is going to be an alcohol sort of day.
Repairing a computer is easy. Breaking into a car is less so.
Locked out of my car… again. Coat hanger can’t grip the door handles due to their roundness. Tried hammering out the trunk lock cylinder to no avail (thoroughly destroyed it though). Will attack with a power drill later.
Fuck this car.
Momentarily impeded by a missing Boot Manager. Shuffled priorities. Flipped off the Man. Back in business.
Either my power supply is dying or my motherboard is dead. Either way I am not a happy camper.
Time for a new rig on the credit card?
Throughout yesterday I had 6 shots of espresso and a mug of black coffee.
Today my head hurts.
Fuck you Bakersfield!
Took me almost an hour to navigate to a coffee shop that Google insisted was 10 minutes away. What the fuck even is this traffic!?
Whhyyy didn’t I bring a xanax :’(
First of all, I didn’t know Bakersfield even had an uppity snob part of town.
Secondly, I just wrapped up my fourth photoshoot of the day, I’m tired, and I felt very much unwelcome shooting a hair salon during peak business hours.
Don’t get snippy with me. I’m here to do the job to which I was assigned. It is not my fault that my client (your employer) failed to give you a heads up.
I’m going to treat myself to something strong once I get back home. Two hour drive, I’m about to beat your ass.
My eyes burn, my head hurts, and I feel like I’m halfway to throwing up on my keyboard.
A government that lies to and hides secrets from its People, is neither a “government for the People”, nor a “government by the People.”
I missed my last therapy appointment.
And haven’t rescheduled yet. I wonder if my therapist cares.
pantsareforassholes asked: Hey, if you're ever in the LA area and in need of a photographer (before I move to Seattle next year), I would love to hook you up for free! I could shoot any artwork you do, on skin or otherwise for you. It'd be my honor sir.
Thank you! I appreciate that and I’m definitely going to Cali early next year so who knows maybe we can set something up when I’m there cause I’d like to do a tumblr meetup :)
Excellent. I look forward to it :D
Casually wondering why I never saw anything on Tumblr regarding Rick Ross’s lyrics in Rocko’s track “U.O.E.N.O." Maybe I just missed it. The song was playing on Spotify and then this happened at my ears:
It’s old news now, and he offered a lame ass “apology” for the line. And he got dropped from a Reebok endorsement deal, so that’s cool I guess.
On another note… this playlist blows.