but why waterboard people when you can just torture them by making them rewatch season 1 of game of thrones whilst yelling LOOK AT THEM THEY DON’T EVEN SEE IT COMING
"Do you think you're pretty?"
- Woman: Yes, I do.
- Society: Wow, excuse YOU, stuck up bitch, you're not fucking perfect. *Points out every single flaw you can possibly imagine* suck on that, you cocky slut. Better watch your place. Cockiness isn't attractive.
- Woman: No, I don't.
- Society: Aw, that's so cute! But you SHOULD think you're pretty! Because you really are! Own it, girl! Being unconfident isn't attractive!
- Woman: I don't know.
- Society: Pfft, you probably think you're better than everyone else. Cunt.
the fact that someone who can hit a ball really well with a stick or throw a ball really well gets to go to college for free so they can hit a ball with a stick or throw balls for 4 years pisses me off so much
children wake up early because they still get excited about life
this is the saddest thing I’ve seen on here
D E E R
Fun biology fact the color of a boy’s lips is also the color of the head of his penis
I think about this post a lot
now im just staring at my dick and thinking
well mine’s Coral Blue #5
Im so done